Oh, and Jazzy could probably contribute in some way as well. I would like to help with this on the musicians side, (I play tuba and bass guitar, read notation), but I don't have a mic or any means to record...
Well, SW Soudnboard has Lobot sounds, but they're just random computer sounds and beeps really. http://starwars.com/play/online-activities/soundboards/#/?theme=41
Ok, so it isn't possible to make it not full bright with my current shader :/ Thanks for that response, I'll probably either make a new texture for it, or just give it the normal rgb shader, and let the game make it red/blue for team skins itself.