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March 12, 2023
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A programmer’s wife sends him to the grocery store with the instructions, “get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” He comes home with a dozen loaf of bread and tells her, “they had eggs.”
CrimsonStrife
I've got more, but most of them are too long to type here in a status lol.
spior
Gee, I've never heard that one before.